Category Inventions

My GPS Tracker by Sage White Body

The following is an account of the brief but glorious career of Sage White Body’s homemade GPS Tracker, as related by the Inventor himself. (The brevity is due to the fact that the Tracker was made out of a yellow balloon and a black Sharpie marker, but hey, nothing’s perfect.)

A New and Exciting Way to Sweep Your Apples

Sage has embarked upon a new career (or at least a brief stint) as an inventor, and he wanted to show his adoring fans his new invention: an apple sweeper. Since our massive and overgrown apple trees had a bumper crop this year, resulting in a lot of bruised and/or worm eaten apples on the […]